Zero Tolerance Teahouse

Zero Tolerance Teahouse

Quest giver

Teahouse Serving Girl

Location

Kugane (X:11.2, Y:10.1)

Level

61

Required items

1 20px  Cold Well Water

Experience

 25,250

Gil

 622

Previous quest

By the Grace of Lord Lolorito

Patch

4.0

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A teahouse serving girl of Kugane is at her wit's end due to the incessant repetitions of an ebrious citizen.

— In-game description

Steps

• Speak with the teahouse hireling.

• Dump the pail of cold well water on the fabulously foxed fellow.

• Speak with the teahouse serving girl.

Journal

• A teahouse serving girl of Kugane is at her wit's end due to the incessant repetitions of an ebrious citizen.

Dialogue

Accepting the Quest

Teahouse Serving Girl: Enough! I can't stand it anymore. How many times are you going to recant the same old tired tale!?

Fabulously Foxed Fellow: Shut your mouth and open your earsh, you little bint! Thish shtatue is Zuiko of Clan Buhen─the greatesht warlord Hingashi has ever sheen! The founder of Suenokuni!
Fabulously Foxed Fellow: Let's shee... How many yearsh ago were it that he...<burp>...were Lord of Suenokuni...

Teahouse Serving Girl: Excuse me there, milady/milord. Would you please do something to cool off this hot-headed drunkard?
Teahouse Serving Girl: I've just now sent a teahouse hireling to fetch some water from the well. If you are able to find her, ask her for a pail of cold well water. I'll do what I can to keep this ale-soaked sod from bothering the other patrons until you return.

(Optional)
Fabulously Foxed Fellow: And thish here'sh the besht part of all. There were... There were... Damn it all. What were I jusht about to shay?

Speaking with the teahouse hireling

Teahouse Hireling: That drunkard is at it again, is he? Well, I've got just the thing for him. Here, take this pail of cold well water and give his head a good dousing. That always seems to do the trick.

Optional

Teahouse Hireling: Take that pail of cold well water and give that drunkard's head a good dousing. That always seems to do the trick.

Teahouse Serving Girl: Go ahead and dump that pail of cold well water square on that drunken mummer's head!

Dumping the pail of cold well water on the fabulously foxed fellow

< Use Cold Well Water>
Fabulously Foxed Fellow: Oh no, I've gone and got good and drunk again, aren't I? I'm sho shorry. It'sh jusht, I were a graveguard for the branch family of a branch family of a branch family of Clan Buhen, I were.
Fabulously Foxed Fellow: My love of the drink got me to where you shee me now. I didn't never mean to bother nobody. I'm shorry. Sho very, very shorry.

Speaking with the teahouse serving girl

Teahouse Serving Girl: Thank you for your trouble, stranger. I hate to admit it, but as prominent and well-to-do an establishment as our Umineko Teahouse is, we do find ourselves a close neighbor to the Hostelry. Drunkards are not as few and far between as we would like.
Teahouse Serving Girl: But that's not to say their lot is all bad. There are many whom the drink drives to be quite generous. Those souls are always willing to part with a pretty gil to buy whatever tea and sweets we recommend.
Teahouse Serving Girl: That is just one of the many reasons why I have come to love this city. I hope you come to grow as fond of it as I have. Good day to you, then!